Now and then I’ll type “Vintage Russian” into the search field on e-bay just to see what possible treasures might wash ashore. Most recently I came across this military timepiece, a gift given to Russian naval officers, the auction explained.
Given its Team Zissou color palette and un-pricey pricetag, I merrily made the watch my own. The fact that it tells time on a military 24-hour table will take some getting used to, but it’ll lend me a toughened, macho edge much-needed when I flip through Teen Vogues and cheer for Shawn Johnson’s foxtrots on Dancing with The Stars.
First I just need to get my Russian watch to reliably work. As opposed to what the e-bay listing said, it does NOT keep time accurately for more than an hour. So it goes without saying that me and my macho edge are a little ticked off…

































