Not a day goes by where a desperate reader doesn’t charge up to me on the streets and, down on their knees, literally beg me for tips on how they should wear their newly acquired, vintage cream + yellow French military straps from Ax-Man.
In this day and age, there’s really only one way to sport cream + yellow military straps without sullying one’s pristine reputation as a champion of cool:
Slyly let it slide to potential spectators that you’ve been invited by Thom Browne’s fittest intern to set aside some court time, then hike-up the sleeves on your dressiest dress shirt.
Somewhere blank and bright or otherwise Browne-ish, stunningly simulate your power serve, taking great care, of course, never to break a sweat. And there you have it, cats. French straps, simple as all that.